Please pick only one post type!

ianmckellens:

Fitness Tip: When working out, don’t measure your success by how much weight you lose. Measure your success by whether or not you would survive being a member of the Fellowship.

"All the hardest, coldest people you meet,
were once as soft as water.
And that’s the tragedy of living."
- Iain S. Thomas  (via safeguards) -

mikeyfriskeyhands:

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

tallythesilence:

100% Real dialogue.

how to make a hurtful scene, non hurtful. 

comfycunt:

i’ve never reblogged a more perfect photoset

cumberbum:

Why am I still allowed to use Photoshop?

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

futureconflicted:

okashido:

mspbandj:

ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

IM SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY EMPTY HOUSE LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING MANIAC AND ITS ECHOING WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING OH MY GOD

This hasn’t crossed my dash

UNTIL NOW!!

they are terrible fucking shots tho lets be real

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