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FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGOOOOOOO

dammitbenedict:

when ur showering and u see a bug 

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Countdown to Fargo | Nativity! (2009)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

futuredudeman:

cassbuttmcgee:

radiogrimshaw:

have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps

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I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

virginsacrificer:

mom: dinners ready

me:

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claracivry:

Shortest love story that ever was

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